#incorrect kaz

[grishaverse-said]

Kaz: You’re the love of my life, I would do anything for you.

Inej: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Kaz: Absolutely not.

[padfoot-lupin77]

(This might have been done before but I just saw these text posts with Nancy and Steve from ST and I just had to make this)

[lanterns-and-daydreams]

Most of the other women in fiction when the love interest is a bad man: its okay, i can fix him. Ill change him <3

Inej Ghafa: no one can change this mf. If he loves me, he'll change himself

[nainz7]

me reading six of crows: yes kaz’s perspective i can’t wait to know what the plan is

kaz: lol you and me both anyway let me tell you how beautiful inside out inej is and have i mentioned her laugh because-

[swiftievolturra]

Leigh Bardugo could write 13 books with the Crows as the main characters doing absolutely NOTHING with no real plot other than them hanging out and bickering with each other–and i would buy and rate 5 stars every single one of them.

[shimmerytimbers]

Kaz: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.

Matthias: It’s called arson and those people are called witnesses.

[imakequestionablechoices]

Finished Andor! It was amazing. Can’t stop thinking about it. So I made these

[justszanna112]

Everyone keeps talking abt Kaz being so romantic with the 'I would come for you' or the 'I want you' lines, while he was lowkey a funny bitch towards inej. Like she said 'saints are always with us, Kaz.' and he replied with: 'WELL, NOT WHEN YOU GOT KIDNAPPED' I was laughing my ass off. This man thinks in fuckin poetry, but when he opens his mouth, he says the meanest, most heartbreaking shit ever.

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Kaz: My daughter made 110 Kruge on her lemonade stand in less than an hour. People were handing her 5s and 10s and she assertively said thank you for the tip and didnt offer change

Kaz: Im very proud

[poorlythoughtoutdescisions]

here me out: six of crows as a dnd campaign.

DM: Jes, roll for insight please

Jesper: Nat 1

DM: Yup that's definitely Wylan

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Nina: NAT 20

DM: HOW??? THATS THREE IN A ROW

Nina: FUCK YEAH I MIND CONTROL THEM ALL

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Kaz: can i kiss her? on the neck?

DM: sure, constitution saving throw.

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Matthias: I hate her

Nina: I ROLL TO BEGUILE HIM WITH MY GRISHA CHARMS

Matthias: what modifiers do you have to get THIRTY???

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[ruins-and-rewritez]

*Crow conversation overheard on the streets of Ketterdam*

Inej: *shivers* hey Kaz, I'm a little cold do you think you could, you know

Kaz: of course *snaps fingers*

Jesper: *takes off coat and hands it to Inej*

Inej: thanks

Wylan: wait. what if I'm cold too?

Jesper: oh, well then *snaps fingers"

Kaz: *fans fingers out magician-ly, reaches inside coat to pull out, you guessed it, another coat that he hands to Wylan*

Wylan: *visibly confused* thank you? I think?

Inej & Jesper: *clap enthusiastically*

Kaz:*bows dramatically*

*Meanwhile trailing a little ways behind them*

Nina: *snorts* lol can you believe those dorks

Matthias: HoLy sHiT Nina did you see that!?!?! He pulled that coat out of NOWHERE!!!

[grishaverse-said]

Matthias: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?

Kaz: *turning to Jesper* How tall are you?

[thesuntomyshadows]

Y/N: Anyone else have the weird urge to lecture themselves?

Y/N, mimicking Kaz: Y/N, what are you doing?

Kaz: *Walking up behind Y/N* Y/N, what are you doing?

Y/N: I conjured him.

[aprill-99]

Kaz: “Of course I don’t play favorites among the Dregs.”

Kaz: “I value all the not-Inej’s equally.”

[undercover-grisha]

Kaz: “Alright, it’s come to my attention that your teachers don’t teach you about how the banking system works yet. A clear flaw in the Ketterdam education system, but luckily you have me as a father and I can teach you how banks work better than they could anyways.”

Aashvi Ghafa (5 year old):

Jordan Ghafa (8 year old):

Kaz: “Now, you’re going to come up to me and convince me to loan you this money.”

Aashvi: “Hello, Baba! Can I have the money?”

Kaz: “And why do you need it today, young miss?”

Aashvi: “Because I’m adorable.”

Kaz: “Fair point. Bad reason. Denied.”

Aashvi: “Because I’m very sick.”

Kaz: “Do you have your extended medical history, and a medik, and your prescriptions, and your insurance provider with you? No? Denied.”

Aashvi: “That’s not fair.”

Kaz: “Exactly.”

Jordan: “I’ll pay for her.”

Kaz: “You don’t have any money.”

Jordan: “Yes I do. I just took it from that table while Aashvi was talking to you.”

Kaz:

Kaz: “I am. So. Proud of you.”

[swiftievolturra]